NFL to ban running. (1 Viewer)

[nextyear]

Due to the fact that 70% of injuries occurred while players were running the NFL has opted to ban running. All plays will be done with the players walking, any player caught running will be penalized 15 yards and if the same player commits two infractions in the same game the player will be ineligible for the next two quarters. Due to the nature of the game slowing down there will no longer be an offensive line and pass rushers must count to 4 Mississippi before moving. Teams will now consist of 8 players on each side of the ball. Offense will consist of a QB, C, and 6 RB WR or TEs. Defense will consist of 1 DL, 2 LB and 5 DB. As a footnote to the above rule changes any blocking that involved contact will be banned.

 

[Saintgirlytake2]

This can't be true.

 

[reason2believe]

This can't be true.

Hahahahahah

 

[Consigliere]

One week early.

 

[madsaint1967]

Awesome [nextyear], this is where we are headed. Anything requiring strength, speed or athletic ability will be banned. They used to say put a skirt on the QB, but now it's gonna be bubblewrap the entire team. I know some will think you're serious but that also, proves some other issues in society today.

 

[gummbo70114]

This can't be true.

What was your first clue?

 

[gummbo70114]

Awesome [nextyear], this is where we are headed. Anything requiring strength, speed or athletic ability will be banned. They used to say put a skirt on the QB, but now it's gonna be bubblewrap the entire team. I know some will think you're serious but that also, proves some other issues in society today.

Excellent, so next year I can try out for the team, you should see me walk

 

[Saintgirlytake2]

What was your first clue?

The running part. Lol

 

[Saintgirlytake2]

Hahahahahah

I never put anything beyond the Rodger!

 

[football]

We need better topics. Draft day needs to move up. Over one month left .

 

[Dome50]

I just saw a tweet from Adam Schefter that, in order to enhance player safety, all games will be simulated on Madden 2005 on the Playstation 3. No need to put real player at risk.

 

[Clintonrebel]

Our grandkids will watch professionals play football on X-box. Wait, that's already a thing.

 

[ItFan]

NFL to ban handshakes due to excessive contact

 

[Nisey55]

Coin flip is out due to excessive eye injuries.

 

[joefromla]

Excellent, so next year I can try out for the team, you should see me walk

I can walk the hundred in under two minutes.