NFL to ban running. (1 Viewer)

[RiverRat]

This was my planned April fools post! I was going to include that the decision was made by 32 individuals that have never played the game.

 

[Saint Dupree]

WALK please!

 

[VPCajun]

NFL to ban running.​

I wonder what is their stance on skipping...

 

[VPCajun]

This can't be true.

He's just ahead of his time... by a week.

 

[State Of Affairs]

Excellent, so next year I can try out for the team, you should see me walk

There are some people out there with 10… 15… even 20 plus years of power walking experience. This could be an untapped pipeline of talent…. This is all assuming the high swinging of the arms doesn’t create a safety hazard for the players.

 

[Nonreg]

Also found this statement from the NFL


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Due to The New Orlean Saints fans dreaming about running; the club will be penalized all first round draft picks for the next decade; permanent suspension and mandate against any head coach fulfilling this role for the next decade. Mardi Gra will also be cancelled for the next decade. We take player safety very seriously and hope this sheds a light on its importance moving forward

-Roger Failure Goodell
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[joefromla]

100 feet?

You should see my 40 times.

 

[BikesBurgersBeer]

Somewhere someone on the rule committee has read this and took notes.