NFL to ban running.

Awesome [nextyear], this is where we are headed. Anything requiring strength, speed or athletic ability will be banned. They used to say put a skirt on the QB, but now it's gonna be bubblewrap the entire team. I know some will think you're serious but that also, proves some other issues in society today.
Excellent, so next year I can try out for the team, you should see me walk