Color me very concerned about lazy Fuaga with his flat feet and his t-Rex arms. (1 Viewer)

He's complacent but gave up 0 sacks. So how does that work? If he hadn't been so complacent, he would have given up negative 6 sacks? Great points St dude
And only like 23 pressures. So he’s not allowing pressure either. This kid will be very very good for a very long time
 
Well I was quite happy with the Fuaga pick until I read his draft profile on Fox sports below:


Strengths

  • Never surrendered a single sack according to PFF and was called for just three penalties over his career.
  • Naturally massive human being who can maul at the line of scrimmage and possesses remarkable initial quickness for such great size.
  • Springs off the snap like he's wearing jet-packs for cleats.
  • Possesses a seek-and-destroy mentality at the second level, shoving opponents aside and looking for more.
  • Terrific week of practice at the Senior Bowl, including being voted National Team's best offensive lineman of the week of practice.
Concerns

  • Not quite as quick in his kick-slide as he is coming off the ball in the running game.
  • Lacks ideal arm length (33 3/8") to recover if beaten off the snap by speed rushers.
  • Can get a bit complacent and allow himself to be flat-footed at the top of his drop, leaving himself vulnerable to quick counters and spins.


I didn’t realize his arm length was only 33 3/8 inches. That’s like dinosaur arms, the dude probably needs a long fork just to reach his mouth when eating. I see that Taliese also tends to be complacent and flat footed. Just great, sounds like we drafted a lazy, flat footed tackle with short arms.

I do have a couple questions , however, for the genius Fox sportswriter who composed this comically paradoxical strengths and concerns draft profile of Fuaga.

Apparently Fuaga hasn’t given up a sack in his whole career. Whoa, let that sink in. How exactly does a slow, lazy flat footed guy with stubby arms never give up a sack, ever?

The writer says that Fuaga is vulnerable to speed rushers with quick counters and spins. Okay, but riddle me this Batman writer. How do we know Fuaga cant handle speed rushers with fancy moves if exactly no defensive lineman has ever gotten a sack on Fuaga in his college career?

I’m not sure where the complacent tag comes from either. On the plus side the writer says Fuaga possesses a seek and destroy mentality. But isn’t that like the polar opposite of being complacent? Is it that Fuaga looks bored while seeking and destroying defensive linemen while giving up no sacks?

And how about the contradictory word salad in the strengths and concerns profile about Fuaga’s quickness? The strength part of the profile describes Fuaga as having “remarkable initial quickness for such great size who springs off the snap likes he’s wearing jet-packs for cleats”. The concern part says he isnt quick with is kick slide blocks. WTF? Exactly how can a guy with jet-packs strapped to his cleats also be flat footed and slow in his kick slide, whatever the frick a kick side is?

The only way I can figure out how a slow, complacent guy with flat feet gives up no sacks is that he must be holding people with his Liliputian appendages. Oh wait though, he’s only had three penalties in his career, which could have been pre snap for all we know.

He sure sounds like a project to me. Hopefully Fuaga’s arms are still not fully grown and he can get another inch or so with some aggressive stretching. I think all he needs to do on the kick-side block is to turn the jet packs on his cleats sideways.

We can only hope. If we draft another offensive tackle I do hope it’s someone with long arms that gave up some sacks in college. There’s room for improvement with a guy like that. Fuaga gave up zero sacks, he has zero room for improvement in that department. I guess the Saints knew that when they reached for a guy with no reach.
“Don’t fall in love with the athlete; fall in love with the football player.”
- Jim Finks

I agree, Mr. Finks!
 
Well I was quite happy with the Fuaga pick until I read his draft profile on Fox sports below:


Strengths

  • Never surrendered a single sack according to PFF and was called for just three penalties over his career.
  • Naturally massive human being who can maul at the line of scrimmage and possesses remarkable initial quickness for such great size.
  • Springs off the snap like he's wearing jet-packs for cleats.
  • Possesses a seek-and-destroy mentality at the second level, shoving opponents aside and looking for more.
  • Terrific week of practice at the Senior Bowl, including being voted National Team's best offensive lineman of the week of practice.
Concerns

  • Not quite as quick in his kick-slide as he is coming off the ball in the running game.
  • Lacks ideal arm length (33 3/8") to recover if beaten off the snap by speed rushers.
  • Can get a bit complacent and allow himself to be flat-footed at the top of his drop, leaving himself vulnerable to quick counters and spins.


I didn’t realize his arm length was only 33 3/8 inches. That’s like dinosaur arms, the dude probably needs a long fork just to reach his mouth when eating. I see that Taliese also tends to be complacent and flat footed. Just great, sounds like we drafted a lazy, flat footed tackle with short arms.

I do have a couple questions , however, for the genius Fox sportswriter who composed this comically paradoxical strengths and concerns draft profile of Fuaga.

Apparently Fuaga hasn’t given up a sack in his whole career. Whoa, let that sink in. How exactly does a slow, lazy flat footed guy with stubby arms never give up a sack, ever?

The writer says that Fuaga is vulnerable to speed rushers with quick counters and spins. Okay, but riddle me this Batman writer. How do we know Fuaga cant handle speed rushers with fancy moves if exactly no defensive lineman has ever gotten a sack on Fuaga in his college career?

I’m not sure where the complacent tag comes from either. On the plus side the writer says Fuaga possesses a seek and destroy mentality. But isn’t that like the polar opposite of being complacent? Is it that Fuaga looks bored while seeking and destroying defensive linemen while giving up no sacks?

And how about the contradictory word salad in the strengths and concerns profile about Fuaga’s quickness? The strength part of the profile describes Fuaga as having “remarkable initial quickness for such great size who springs off the snap likes he’s wearing jet-packs for cleats”. The concern part says he isnt quick with is kick slide blocks. WTF? Exactly how can a guy with jet-packs strapped to his cleats also be flat footed and slow in his kick slide, whatever the frick a kick side is?

The only way I can figure out how a slow, complacent guy with flat feet gives up no sacks is that he must be holding people with his Liliputian appendages. Oh wait though, he’s only had three penalties in his career, which could have been pre snap for all we know.

He sure sounds like a project to me. Hopefully Fuaga’s arms are still not fully grown and he can get another inch or so with some aggressive stretching. I think all he needs to do on the kick-side block is to turn the jet packs on his cleats sideways.

We can only hope. If we draft another offensive tackle I do hope it’s someone with long arms that gave up some sacks in college. There’s room for improvement with a guy like that. Fuaga gave up zero sacks, he has zero room for improvement in that department. I guess the Saints knew that when they reached for a guy with no reach.
  • Lacks ideal arm length (33 3/8") to recover if beaten off the snap by speed rushers.
This is the part that got me. Since he’s never been beaten he hasn’t needed the arm length. But maybe he can recover other ways, how would you know if he hasn’t been beaten?
 
Most players gain 2-3 inches of arm length once they start an NFL training program. He should be ok.
 
Well I was quite happy with the Fuaga pick until I read his draft profile on Fox sports below:


Strengths

  • Never surrendered a single sack according to PFF and was called for just three penalties over his career.
  • Naturally massive human being who can maul at the line of scrimmage and possesses remarkable initial quickness for such great size.
  • Springs off the snap like he's wearing jet-packs for cleats.
  • Possesses a seek-and-destroy mentality at the second level, shoving opponents aside and looking for more.
  • Terrific week of practice at the Senior Bowl, including being voted National Team's best offensive lineman of the week of practice.
Concerns

  • Not quite as quick in his kick-slide as he is coming off the ball in the running game.
  • Lacks ideal arm length (33 3/8") to recover if beaten off the snap by speed rushers.
  • Can get a bit complacent and allow himself to be flat-footed at the top of his drop, leaving himself vulnerable to quick counters and spins.


I didn’t realize his arm length was only 33 3/8 inches. That’s like dinosaur arms, the dude probably needs a long fork just to reach his mouth when eating. I see that Taliese also tends to be complacent and flat footed. Just great, sounds like we drafted a lazy, flat footed tackle with short arms.

I do have a couple questions , however, for the genius Fox sportswriter who composed this comically paradoxical strengths and concerns draft profile of Fuaga.

Apparently Fuaga hasn’t given up a sack in his whole career. Whoa, let that sink in. How exactly does a slow, lazy flat footed guy with stubby arms never give up a sack, ever?

The writer says that Fuaga is vulnerable to speed rushers with quick counters and spins. Okay, but riddle me this Batman writer. How do we know Fuaga cant handle speed rushers with fancy moves if exactly no defensive lineman has ever gotten a sack on Fuaga in his college career?

I’m not sure where the complacent tag comes from either. On the plus side the writer says Fuaga possesses a seek and destroy mentality. But isn’t that like the polar opposite of being complacent? Is it that Fuaga looks bored while seeking and destroying defensive linemen while giving up no sacks?

And how about the contradictory word salad in the strengths and concerns profile about Fuaga’s quickness? The strength part of the profile describes Fuaga as having “remarkable initial quickness for such great size who springs off the snap likes he’s wearing jet-packs for cleats”. The concern part says he isnt quick with is kick slide blocks. WTF? Exactly how can a guy with jet-packs strapped to his cleats also be flat footed and slow in his kick slide, whatever the frick a kick side is?

The only way I can figure out how a slow, complacent guy with flat feet gives up no sacks is that he must be holding people with his Liliputian appendages. Oh wait though, he’s only had three penalties in his career, which could have been pre snap for all we know.

He sure sounds like a project to me. Hopefully Fuaga’s arms are still not fully grown and he can get another inch or so with some aggressive stretching. I think all he needs to do on the kick-side block is to turn the jet packs on his cleats sideways.

We can only hope. If we draft another offensive tackle I do hope it’s someone with long arms that gave up some sacks in college. There’s room for improvement with a guy like that. Fuaga gave up zero sacks, he has zero room for improvement in that department. I guess the Saints knew that when they reached for a guy with no reach.
I think you did a good spin job on what the reporter actually said.
 
Hmmm. A weakness is that he compares well to a Tyrannosaurus rex. Sign me up!
 
  • Lacks ideal arm length (33 3/8") to recover if beaten off the snap by speed rushers.
This is the part that got me. Since he’s never been beaten he hasn’t needed the arm length. But maybe he can recover other ways, how would you know if he hasn’t been beaten?
What I like is his feet. Even watching OSU games last fall. The guy takes quick small steps rarely stepping outside his base to get caught. His angles are usually spot on also. Small steps, keep the right angles with your rusher. If he gets his Trex arms on a guy or gets a punch in there it nullifies the rusher quick. Only thing I’d notice is he sometimes needs to work on his hand fighting a bit but that was rare.
 
Some folks were not raised on MAD magazine and 70's SNL.
I believe it was Madmarsha who was concerned about what we would nickname Koolaid. There was a football character named Bad Breath McClousky in MAD. He could knock down the whole D-line in one breath.
Now I'm not saying he has halitosis but this was the first thing I thought of for Mckinstry. Talk about an advantage.
 
oh, how i miss stdudes pregame, and 5 pages, and apparently so many still didn't get it..
 

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