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More than 60 years after moving to the U.S., Florida man discovers he’s not here legally - WSVN 7News | Miami News, Weather, Sports | Fort Lauderdale

LEARWATER, Florida (WFTS) — “I was blindsided”Outside Jimmy Klass’s mobile home in Clearwater, symbols of American pride hang not just front and center but also<a class="excerpt-read-more"...

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Typical bureaucrat without a lick of common sense stringing out their "open case work log" in order to show their worth to their Agency/Department.

 

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The four Popeyes within sane driving distance of my house all went out of business in the past year.

That's messed up.

 

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Naked Florida woman, 24, arrested after breaking into neighbor's home: police

A Florida woman was arrested last week after police said she broke into a neighbor's home while naked.

www.fox35orlando.com

The victim told police they heard someone knocking on the front door but when asked who was there, no one would answer. The person, later identified as Blunt, went to the home's sliding glass door and again began to knock but would not say who she was when asked.

The victim was reportedly on the phone with 911 dispatch when Blunt broke a window of the residence and went inside.

That's when the victim left the home and met with arriving officers in the yard.

When police approached the front door, they found Blunt nude and bleeding from injuries she sustained while breaking the window.

Good grief... This planet is full of dopes.

 

[Sailorsaint]

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Naked Florida woman, 24, arrested after breaking into neighbor's home: police

A Florida woman was arrested last week after police said she broke into a neighbor's home while naked.

www.fox35orlando.com

Good grief... This planet is full of dopes.

oun like she was full of dope.

 

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[Optimus Prime]

Holy Jesus!
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Florida man accused of chopping the head of dog he adopted one day earlier

Graphic details: Domingo Rodriguez was arrested after being identified as the adopter of four-year-old Dexter by microchip in bulldog mix

www.independent.co.uk